Sunday, November 15, 2009


  1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.
  2. THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
  3. NO MALE can possibly know all THE RULES.
  4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES. She must immediately change some or all THE RULES.
  5. The FEMALE is never wrong.
  6. If the FEMALE is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE said or did.
  7. The MAle must apologise for causing said misunderstanding.
  8. The MALE is always wrong.
  9. The MALE may be right if he agrees with the FEMALE unless she wants him to disagree.
  10. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
  11. The MALE never changes his mind witout the express written consent of the FEMALE.
  12. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
  13. The MALE must remain calm at all time unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  14. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
  15. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

Hey guys!this post is only for fun so read these funny rules n enjoy.I am not differenaited males n females it just for fun so dont take it seriously.........